I’d never call myself a rockstar,
'Cause my songs are all so sub-par,
And they never have much meaning to them…

And I’d never call myself a fighter,
But I’m also not much of a lover,
I guess I got lost trying to pick between them,

And I’d never call myself sad,
I’d rather joke about issues then try to face them,
But I guess in the end that is a bit sad…

And I’d never call myself delirious,
I just usually don’t know what’s going on,
It’s as simple as that.

This isn’t a song that you should sing to your children,
'Cause if you do then you’re probably raising them wrong…
‘Cause this is just a stupid song.
Ya it's just a stupid song.

I’d never call myself an addict,
I can stop whenever I want to,
I just don’t want to,
But I guess that’s what an addiction does…

I’d never call myself lazy.
So I’ll tell people they’re all crazy,
Instead of letting their words try to help me change me.
Because how dare they care about me.

And I’d never call myself a perfectionist,
Except when it comes to other people's problems,
'Cause I always know just how to solve them.
So I always make sure to tell them.

And I’d never call myself a narcissist,
But if my mirror was my therapist,
He’d probably tell me to stop looking at him so much,
And also that I should do more sit-ups.
And also that talking to mirrors is pretty weird.
But this is just a stupid song.

This isn’t a song that you should sing to your children,
‘Cause if you do then you’re probably raising them wrong…
‘Cause this is just a stupid song.
Ya this is a stupid song.

I’ve never liked bridges,
I just have this habit of burning them down.
And I’ve never liked lifeboats,
They have a habit of coming long after I’ve drowned.
And I’ve never liked my attitude,
Though I’ve got no one to blame, but myself
And I’ve never liked my feelings,
So I’ll just put them on the shelf.

And I’ve never liked conviction,
It has this habit of trying to change me.
And I’ve never liked incognito browsers,
they tend to tempt out the sin that is within me.
I’ve never liked answering questions,
See I usually just answer wrong,
And I’ve never liked putting too much self-reflection,
Into the lines of stupid songs.

This isn’t a song that you should sing to your children,
‘Cause if you do, then you’re probably raising them wrong.
This isn’t a song that you should sing to your children,
'Cause this much honesty might show them you're not that strong.
But then again you shouldn’t believe me.
'Cause it's just a stupid song.
This is just a stupid song.
Just a stupid -